Monday, June 4, 2012

The Job No One Wants


            “Why do we need help?”
            “John,” Phil paused, “You’re a dumb twat, but not for that reason alone, I’ll explain it in full.”
            Phil was a cranky old man to begin with but when you threw the fact that they were trying to do something illegal on top of that. The four men sat around the old stone table at the even older Irish pub. They could hear the trains riding the rails in the distance and the commotion of the patrons inside to their left of their round table. It was cold out, even for New York State. They wanted privacy and this was a good way. Phil was a convicted felon, even if it was years ago, there was no assurance his place still wasn’t tapped.
            “You think you’re all set to break into a fortune 500 private security company because you have a professional safe-cracker and a stone cold killer on your side?” Phil had continued after taking a drink from the pint in front of him. “You’ve never even done this before. Last I heard the biggest crime you were up to was robbing old women of their pension checks.”
            John would have usually had a sarcastic remark for that. He said nothing, because it was true. Castor was eyeing them both waiting for Phil to get to the point. He didn’t like being exposed like this. Castor didn’t really like Phil either, every chance he got he referred to him as their hired killer. Killer or not, he was starting to realize these guys were the only people he could tolerate.
            “You need some inside information.”
            “We have an insider,” Ryan finally spoke up.
            “Your girlfriend doesn’t fucking count.” Phil shook his head. “When I say inside information I mean floor plans, security details, and access codes.”
            “She can get that stuff!”
            “Right, well what about when Lela gets caught and she vanishes on you, eh? She’s useless to you then, and you’re out your girl.” He snorted. “Plus I ain’t confident she could get it done.”
            “Enough.”
            “Plus you started with her for her looks, not her hacking and espionage skills I’d assume.”
            “Enough,” Ryan said a second time.
            “Why this chick that you’ve found then,” John switched the subject but he was doing it out of his own curiosity.
            “Varla Samson, the only person who actually has an axe to grind with Condor Security like you do.”
            “And why is that,” Castor exclaimed in between glances around the stone patio.
            “Varla Samson is a shareholder in Condor Security. She has access to all of the things we need and a grudge against Michael Temple, the CEO.”
            “What’s her gripe?”
            “Well Jonny-boy, let’s just say it had something to do with her little sister and a bottle of lube. She fell victim to Mr. Temple and his little soldiers.”
            “Wonderful,” Ryan scoffed.
            “Just keep that in mind for what could happen if he catches little Lela.”
            “That won’t happen.”
            “Don’t get defensive over your girlfriend, it could happen, anything could happen and that is why we should be prepared.” Castor was right and Phil knew it. He had to make sure these boys knew exactly what they were dealing with on all fronts.
            “Varla could be our greatest ally or a fearsome enemy if we aren’t careful. She’s going to expect us to try and fuck her over, I’d imagine, so we need to make sure that we don’t give her any reason to believe that we have.”
            A young couple emerged from the side door of the bar. They were laughing about something and the noise caused a shush over the whole group as they stared at the intruders. The girl pulled her jacket tighter around her, partially because of the cold but some due to feeling exposed in front of these men.
            “Let’s go over here…,” the young man’s voice trailed off.
            “You three could scare away a corpse,” John quipped.
            “Let em go find somewhere else to screw, get back to your story old man.”
            Phil finished off his pint and nodded to Castor’s request.
            “Reason I urge caution is Varla may not seem like it but she is quite the little killer.” He looked up at the night sky, recalling the tale. “She used to live in a penthouse down on Lexington, nice place but not big on the security. It was pretty well known that she had quite the nice art collection ranging from Georgia O’Keeffe to obscure Rodins. A guy that used to be called Mick Tanner broke into her place one night with intent to steal all of these and any petty cash he could find lying around. He was an amateur safe cracker and a pretty shitty fence but he had managed some decent scores and found himself a sneaky little way in through the roof.”
            “Get to the point…”
            “Let him finish Ryan.”
            Phil paused and eyed Ryan harshly, he hated being interrupted.
            “Right, so he goes and gets a bunch of the paintings from her main room but all the good stuff is in the bedroom with her in a safe. He figured he’d just slip in and nip her in the back of the head one good time and be gone before she had the chance to wake up. Seemed like a good idea until he went in there and saw her all sprawled across the sheets with her face planted in the pillow and nothing but a pair of black panties on. She used to be some kind of swimsuit model or something; still shows too after all these years. So Mick, he hesitates, really thinks he’s screwed the pouch on this one too because the door woke her up and her tired ass isn’t going to take too long to realize what’s going on.”
            “I swear this sounds like a porno,” John muttered.
            “It kind of is. She realizes what he’s doing but all her shit is insured and the important stuff he’s not going to be able to fence without letting people know where it is. She’s got a little bit of an exhibitionist in her, so she decides to let him in her, right? I guess she thought ol’ Mick should be thrilled for the opportunity at such a pretty girl but it wasn’t really the case. Sure, he dropped pants and went at her, enjoyed her quite a bit I’m sure, but then he got greedy. Mick bent her over and started going at her bum to keep that rush of dominance of whatever was getting him off going.”
            “So he raped her,” Ryan sounded unsure of his own question.
            “She may have told him to stop. I don’t know I wasn’t there. Either way, she didn’t like it.”
            “Just finish.” Castor said as he lit another cigarette.
            “Right, that’s what he did. He took advantage of the situation and left his little kids sprayed out all over her and her nice sheets. He took the paintings and locked her in the bedroom to give himself some time to get them all down to his van.”
            “Let me guess,” John said with a smirk, “he was stupid enough to try to fence them here in New York? He got caught.”
            “Oh yeah, no one ever accused ol’ Mick of being overly smart or anything.” He motioned for Castor to hand him one of the cigarettes. Castor paused, keeping count of how many he had taken with that gap toothed smile of his. “So let’s jump ahead two weeks to when someone makes Mick Tanner a deal he can’t refuse on the Rodin. It’s at some warehouse over near 6th avenue. Mick thinks he’s being all safe by bringing a friend and keeping the paintings in the van until the deal is made. When they come in though it’s all dark and shit and both of them wind up with black hoods over their heads.”
            Phil paused to light the cigarette before continuing.
            “So Mick wakes up bent over some crate and tied down to it. Took him a second or two probably to realize his pants were down round his ankles.”
            “Really,” John questioned with an almost disgusted look on his face.
            “Yep, there he lay all bound and bare for Varla who stood in front of him. She didn’t say nothing though. She just had four big guys there with foreign objects and a coupl of big dildos, told em to pay Micky back for what he had done.”
            “You said he ‘used’ to be called Mick Tanner.”
            “Right you are Ryan, Varla wasn’t finished with him. He was standing there what blood coming out of his arse after those boys were done with him and then she came back. She asked how he liked it or some such and wanted to know if he had learned anything.”
            Phil was a good storyteller. As he paused to take a long puff on the cigarette John and Ryan leaned forward.
            “Well, what did he say,” John said glancing between the other three.
            “Hell if I know,” Phil said letting out a long stream of smoke. “Whatever he said she slit his throat right after that and his body ended up in the river. His friend got dropped off somewhere in Harlem, couldn’t do much about it either he hadn’t seen anyone’s face and neither one of them knew the fake buyers real name.”
            “Right, so she’s killed someone.” Castor wasn’t impressed.
            “And you think just cause you have you shouldn’t be cautious, she’s vicious.”
            “But you’re convinced we need her.”
            “Yes Ryan. Unless you want to take another year planning this perfectly, you need Varla Samson and I can get you a meeting with her.”
            There was a good thirty seconds of silence before anyone spoke up, it was a big decision.
            “Set it up,” Castor finally said.
            Ryan looked at him for a moment. He considered himself the kind of default leader of the group but Castor was right, no one wanted to wait any longer to make this happen. Phil was a good storyteller, but the three young criminals had unfortunately missed his point. 

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